Monday, May 12



Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Am I Only.
I heart Peter Hayes.

Joy Division. Transmission.
Corbijn's Control got me hooked.

knocked out____11:40 AM

Saturday, May 10

Trainspotting is banned here.
Huh, only sex and drugs what.

If I hadn't already seen Renton, Spud
I'd have killed those censorship people.

knocked out____11:38 AM


I realise the folly of my ways.
I thought I was bloody good at wasting away, wasting time.
Apparently, to a most limited extent.
Two weeks of it, and I’m bored already.

I realise I am very bad at being a useless person.
In art school, you’re taught countless valuable skills
(the people who disagree are stupid/lazy/very stupid)
And not using them when school’s out makes you a useless sod.

I realise I am no good at doing absolutely nothing.
I must do something, anything.
Have already traveled about on whim many times now
Done everything that's struck my fancy, what next.

I realise I have just become fascinated with what people get up to
Get up to between eleven to four when nothingness sets in
And they don’t want to crawl into the sheets just yet
All the boring, mundane things you don't talk about.

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Thursday, May 8

I despise pretentiousness.
It is a sign of sheer weakness.


It is very rare you come across a good writer, even rarer if s/he is completely without airs / snarkiness.

Local journalists should just be concerned with consistently churning out pieces that will still resonate ten decades on (i.e. lose that self-important, me-so-clever tone), instead of worrying if they get invites to the ritziest parties of the minute.

The plot’s lost on them—they’re not in it for the writing but the parties and hobnobbing / getting chummy with people who will not even remember them the next morning. It's utterly pathetic.

There are just too many of these ________ (fill in favourite expletive) people around that I need to turn to foreign magazines for fodder now. Very tiring to peruse local flotsam, yes.


Why so serious?

Because Heath Ledger was, Kurt Cobain was—anyone worth anything would be.

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Paulo Melim Andersson for Chloe s/s '08.
Loveliest collection I've seen in years.




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Thursday, August 2

I have a recurring dream.

I am a granny with a green cardigan. I am walking towards my garden beyond the white French doors of my house. The walls are so white, the light is so gentle. Everything feels so pristine, so clean. I take a sit in the rattan chair in the garden where birds are chirping, and take a long lasting look at the woods beyond.

Because of Majid Majidi's The Willow Tree, I have come to the conclusion that that place is in France. Where thick woods still exist.

I liked The Willow Tree. It's most definitely one of the best films made about blindness, to date.

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Tuesday, July 31

Wouldn't mind doing another internship. At The New York Times.
Imagine how much I would pick up.

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Friday, July 27

Wishlist of Coveted Albums.

The Virgin Suicides OST.
Broken English OST. (Doesn't exist, shame, but)
My Bloody Valentine's Loveless.
The Radio Dept.'s Pet Grief.

On another note, I can hardly wait for Sean Ellis' The Broken to play here.

knocked out____12:54 PM


The other review's published!
(Birds chirp, flowers sing)

Am so elated relieved pleased.

The last line's been altered and may sound a tad botched, garbled but that's fine. I'm just glad the review's out there. I was told it wasn't going make it to print due to space constraints, originally.

Finally, something totally mine has seen the light of day. Yays. Will swing round Dempsey for a round or two tonight.

knocked out____11:30 AM


Set up shop at idyllic Tanglin Village.
There are a just a handful of run-down unoccupied shophouses left.

I'm thinking a film rental place of my own.
With all the cult darlings I'm infatuated with.

knocked out____11:26 AM


Death In Vegas. Girls.

Kevin Shields. Are You Awake?

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Thursday, July 26

Dear Kevin Shields


I pray you never ever sink six feet under. My Bloody Valentine is the best thing that ever happened to the world. Ok, one of the best things. Let's not forget Curry Fish Head. Which by the way is something you should have to check out. Samy's at Dempsey is a good place to start.

But oh, I digress.

Urm, well you're awesome so don't overdose on crack and then die on us like all the other dickheaded musicians.


XOXO

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Wednesday, July 25

Checklist.

First and foremost, an absorbing, original idea.
Then a good script with sharp repartees.
Then the cinematography.
Then the direction.
Then the sounds.
Then the clothes.
And finally, the cast.

In that same order. Though sometimes the cast bit skips upwards to fifth place.

Zoe Cassavetes' Broken English was marvellous.

Absorbing idea, check. Good script, check. Great cinematography, check. Good direction, check. Swell tracks, check. Parker Posey's, Melvil Poupaud's wardrobes, you want to raid them I tell you. Stellar cast, check.

Best thing about Broken English? It's got an ending I can believe in. No and-so-they-live-happily-ever-after. I hate those. There are no such things as happy endings lah. I think Hans Christian Andersen was just delusional. Either that, or he's just one idealistic bastard.

P.S Sofia Coppola, David Fincher, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry, Christopher Nolan, Wim Wenders: Please make more films. So I'll have a ball of a time at The Picturehouse and Cinema Europa. :)

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Tuesday, July 24

The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes was just surreally odd, oddly surreal. See it at The Picturehouse only if you've got absolutely nothing to do. Or if you fancy fucking senseless hoity-toity art-house films that celebrate beauty and little else.

No, scratch that.

Even if you do, just catch Cashback. There is hardly anything out there showing that can trounce it. For now.

Make damn sure you don't pay to watch Piano, because you will want to strangle the Quay brothers when the curtains sweep shut, I promise.

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Friday, July 20

Amoy.
Char Kway Teow, The Fish Set and Black Pepper Chix puffs.

Maxwell.
Hungarian Beef Goulash at Stall 16.

Havelock Road.
Turtle Soup. Sashimi in sesame oil.

Prinsep Street.
Viet Pho and salad at 44A.

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Thursday, July 19

I hate having my work edited.
I hate having my work edited.
I hate having my work edited.
I hate hate hate having my work edited.

Been ravaged for length beyond fucking recognition, the review, and I'm stark-mad. If the original draft had been full of crap, I wouldn't so much as squeak. But it ain't. Thing is, it is not pretentious nor boring-conventional.

I would never profess to know anything about Hitchcockian tension, what the bollocky fuck. Despite watching flicks since I was seven, I've only seen one Hitchcock darling, The Birds. Much as I 'd experienced the signature mute-film-and-still-grasp-story quality of Birds and greatly admired the man for it, I would never try to be smart-ass about it and make references. He doesn't live in my time, heck. I would sooner speak of Jean-Pierre Jeunet or Sofia Copolla than Hitchcock. Besides, it's lazy journalism to simply draw references to his style when writing about thrillers.

And, I never link my sentences with not only that, but; it's amateur-ish and utterly clumsy. Sure says a lot about the staff writer who'd edited my work and added it.

He should just have added his fucking name to the foil and removed mine. I'd be less embarrassed then. Now that the stint is coming to an end soon, I'm worried too. I've not much to show for it. The three months have flown by like nothing. Much as these months hand you what you would take four years to discover in communications school (assuming you major in journalism), it still feels like time wasted. Urgh.

Ask me for the draft. Tell it to my face if you thought he did a great job and I did not. Tell it to me like he didn't. Guys without balls, je les deteste extremement.

knocked out____4:42 PM

Tuesday, July 17

Forget Ann Siang.
Traipse down Telok Ayer, Amoy Street.

And then there's pretty Far East Square too.
Which could be prettier, sans Angmohs.

P.S: BooksActually on 125A Telok Ayer Street is a must-see too. Them book stores should all look like this. Or at the very least, Page One at HabourFront.

P.P.S: I'd just known about this phenomenal guy who lives in Chinatown. Chinatown with all the lovely eats. How fucking great is that?! Lucky tosser.

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Saturday, July 14



Marion Cotillard in La Vie en Rose.

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Most Singaporean men dress shoddily, period.
But they're not to blame, really.

Had been making the rounds looking for material for spreads, and it's been utterly difficult to lay hands on decent stuff that are easy on the pocket. Given that they're a bunch who'd much rather be using their hard-earned pennies on Rickenbackers or amps or whatever it is that boys buy, they're just bound to look like crap.

Poor things. They never have it easy here.

That said, I completely admire men who look impeccably turned-out. They're the ones who'll have a bit of Topman here, a bit of Granddad's stuff there. You'll be hard-pressed to take your eyes off of them.

knocked out____3:33 PM

Friday, July 13

I like getting me hair cut.

It always feels as though I'd become another person (this time, I'm a French fille, according to you) when the men are done.

And I get to daydream, while they're at it. This time, I'm daydreaming about heads of curls. They're very sexy, aren't they? If only on men. Think Ian Somerhalder, Rodrigo Santoro.

But I like Wes Bentley and Dave Annable too, so I guess it boils down to the eyes. Deep-set eyes. No, actually, I'm just dead bored sitting there.

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Friday, June 22

I like Carla Bruni.
And her cover of Mr. Gainsbourg's La Noyee.

I adore wispy voices, abhor weighty ones.
Your ears don't ring, and it's easier to dream away.

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Monday, June 18

Nic Fanciulli's set last Friday night was mind-blowing. So, it's a pisser he's not getting as much attention here as he deserves.

Bet this is the worst crowd he's ever had to play to. And that he'll most prolly not want to come back unless offered fuckloads of money.

Goes to show how Singaporeans largely head to Zouk for the hype, to be seen. What's House music to them? Oh, absolutely nothing. Especially so if it's not blasting at Zouk.

Most don't even know about one + one. And when asked if James Zabiela's just some Brit dude with crack to spare, they'll prolly say yeah now ask him to pass me some on the sly.

I say, scoff scoff.

knocked out____10:23 AM

Friday, June 15

New Order. Temptation (Secret Machines Remix Edit).

Saints + Lovers. Like It Was Yesterday.


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One of the most stylish men in the world Lapo Elkann.
With pixie-faced Doutzen Kroes.

Shot by Testino.
Now this is what good photography is about.
Vivid colours, sharp character, proper focus.
You know it's him even before you check credits.

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Tuesday, June 12

Screening Room at 12 Ann Siang Road.
Utterly brilliant place.
Fantastic nosh, cocktails, rooftop.
Yank yourself over.

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Blonde Redhead. 23.

Die Romantik. Narcissists' Waltz.

Keren Ann. Au coin du Monde.

Arctic Monkeys. Fluorescent Adolescent.

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Friday, June 8

I don't eat much every day not because I don't want to.

I just can't.

I take one sniff of your grub, its taste gets in my mouth. And I tend not to like what I'd sniffed. I'm all for the unusual and all that's in your plate usually doesn't cut close, so don't bother dangling your filthy l'il sausage at my nose and quipping, 'Can you resist this?!' I can, and I'd much rather eat a dildo, baboon. I'm not huge on desserts either, so forget that pint of B&Js as well.

Oh but if we could swing by different nooks daily, and have what's not regularly on the menu or in lights, I'd be your favourite friend to go for a meal with.

Note.
I'm not asserting that food in Singapore is boring, because it never is. It just bloody takes a Vespa to get to the good stuff. A heck lot of money would help too.

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Tuesday, June 5

I'd always wanted to be a detective of sorts. But after Fincher's Zodiac, (and oh yes, the fact that I'm not dabbling with anything even vaguely involving study of crime) I'm goddamn sure I'm not going to be one.

If I'd actually gone on to become a detective, I would spend every second thinking about the criminals, I've no doubt of that. I'd woken up several times in the past night, from seeing flashes of the killer's face in my sleep. Was not spooked, no, but just casually wondering what it'll be like to nail him. Doesn't sound like a good thing? Am none too wild about it either.

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Monday, June 4

I know I haven't been normal of late.
Ok so maybe I'd never been normal, but that's besides the point.

All that hush-hush, rush-rush these days is for a reason.

I've made my bones, earned my stripes, whatever you want to call it.
My virgin feature story is published. Hooray. Yay. Bring the Mumm.

Yes, I love my job despite not being paid a single cent. The exclusivity in boutiques, restaurants, clubs pretty much makes up for that.

Oh but no, not everything's fucking rosy.

Yeah, get a copy of I-S; just don't expect to see much of my writing style in it.

knocked out____1:40 PM


Narcisco Rodriguez. For Her Eau de Parfum.
Am desperate to own this.

The first time I'd caught a whiff of it two years ago, I knew it was that one ribbon of scent that I wanted on me.

I'd never forgotten it. I never forget particularly delightful smells. And now that I know what it's called, I'm going to get it.

Then there's the smell of smoke coming off Marlboro Red cigarettes. It's a very distinctive, very robust scent. And non-smokey clubs are like filling-free macaroons--fucked, like it or not.

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Saturday, June 2



If you think DJ Dixon looks delectable here, let it be said that he looks even more so, in person. And he's definitely in the business less for the sex, more for the music--he's such a genius, with his killer tracklist. Which now makes him God.

I think Justice is swell too. 14 days to album launch.
Fast forward fast forward fast forward these 14 days.

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Monday, May 28

BrusselsSprouts was pretty good. But only so.
Nothing mind-blowing, just good simple nosh for regular nights.

T'was nice Belgian Moules et frites, but question: do all Norwegian mussels come this small?! I like my mussels humongous.

And I think they think that if they fill you up to your nose with the fresh-oil thick-cut steaming-hot fries you can stuff into their (good) mayonaise, you'll forget about that bothersome detail.

I did.

For awhile. A very short while.

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Monday, May 14

I like intense people.

I also like to stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare, at them.

Phoebe Killdeer is one. She'd thrown herself completely to the wind. Wildly thrashing about, whirring around on stage, jerking head and tresses, and shaking that dress which would have looked disastrous on a lesser being.

She was in a trance; I was enraptured.

And then there is the Swedish camera-man with his mohawk and moustache (less hair on the head, more hair on the face - always a good thing) in the front row, getting Nouvelle Vague on film. Nothing comes between the man and his craft. Nice.

Zouk always draws the best people in.

Ok, maybe not all the time.

The greenhorn-clubber bitches with their urgh let's-pretend-to-know-it-fucking-all behaviour and who are really queue-jumping aunties in disguise, come in droves. Schticks. You want to take sticks and drive them up their arses, I promise you.

Oh, and the irritating latecomers who conveniently forget to get in line, and schmooze with 'mates' to get priority access. Eh, you think your grandfather's club ah? If you really have to do that, do it behind me ok, bastards. Pity they were all guys who were at least two times bigger than moi. Otherwise, I'll cut them down like trees.

Plus, the guys who whistled at girls, and bade adieu loudly in full view of the other lads in their company. Girls don't like that lah, half-wits. Ok, I don't - so utterly schmucky.

P.S: Canele's Chocolat Gateaux was yummy. Mummy was beaming, yay.

knocked out____1:02 PM

Friday, May 11

I like Van Cleef & Arpels.
You should, too, if you hadn't already.

Can hardly wait to traipse around in the Louboutins, shiver.
Am thinking of its red lacquered soles every day.

knocked out____11:24 AM

Thursday, May 10



A picture of the luckiest woman of the moment.
Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell.
Kirsten Dunst with Johnny Borrell.
Borrell, the highly attractive cocky bastard.

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Wednesday, May 9

Mother: Oh, this is with chocolate dribblings. Splendid.
Boy: Like duh, it's written on the menu. (eyeroll)

Kids say no, not the darndest, but the wickedest things. The kid's maybe only 7, and he's already squeezing his mum's heart into the shredder.

Mother: I wonder if this is any good.
Girl: (darkly) Oh it'd better be, or else.
Boy: It'd better be. (sinister chuckle)

She's 9. I think. She sounds like she's 14, though. Naughty naughty? Shrugs. That'll be a understatement, really. Mother's Day is just round the corner, give the poor dame a break, you little knuckleheads.

Just when I was going to write them off totally, smart-arse precocious boy and girl decide to surprise me. When the frappe and cake swung around, the devil's spawn became angels that ooh-aahed. And through the night later, they were very pleasant little people - the girl's quite a funny chilli padi and the boy is actually quite the shy tyke.

Ok, so they were just hungry. And clever. Clever people liked using words that carry cleavers. Can't spank them for that, can you? I'll want to see them around again, these amusing beings. They're funny.

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Tuesday, May 8

Tanjong Pagar is such a bloody bore, you have to look for good chow to keep from feeling suicidal.

The Amoy Street Food Centre reminds me of Kreta Ayer Food Centre - I miss that place, it was flooding with nice old folks. Nice old folks who spouted Cantonese. It's very endearing, the dialect, reminds me of the mooncake-chinatown book in the blue library of my primary school and of the wet markets of yesteryears.

Used to traipse down those ancient tiled floors, scouring for fresh ingredients with Mummy every Sunday morning. I'd bawl if I wasn't allowed to go. I liked the polyglot of languages ringing in my ears, the smell of spices, poking at vegetables, seeing blood smears of legged creatures fish squid scallop crabs frogs, tasting the tau huay and the beehoon with tons of beansprouts. Oh and who could forget that circular fried prawn fritter? I love the marketplace. And helping Ma prepare dishes afterwards - yay!

This Szechuan noodle dish I just had at Amoy had black long-ish strips of mushrooms (?) swimming in it. And if there is anything I like more than mushrooms, it's weird mushrooms. This skinny one makes me think of flagella, of woody black fungus. How very absolutely delightful.

knocked out____5:00 PM


Placebo. The Bitter End.
It will spin round and round in your head.

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Bitch bitch bitch.

I don't like doing this all that much but fuck, I don't want to get out of it. Simply because I like the smell of pastries and cakes, and to smell of cakes and pastries when I skulk home at night. Oh right, and because I need to have at least some money to support my day avocation, which by the way, is no walk in the park to take on. I can't just bloody quit because I hate some boogerface coming in.

Most distasteful: The amorous SPGs bursting at the seams with you know which pheromones. By letting your ang moh boyfriends paw you whilst looking through the menu, do you know that you are telling me that once they foot the hefty bill, they can screw you later, you slut, so why bother to act all dignified when speaking to me? Eyeroll. On the same level, the women who think they're goddesses because they have ang moh fiances. Such wacks. And what's the fixation anyway, the size?

Rather distasteful: Those who put on the scary (makes my hair stand on end, that's why) fake slang that sounds none too Brit, none too American or Aussie (they want to cater to all Caucasians, I think), dwelling on certain syllables of their words, curling the tongue and stretching said syllables for maximum effect. To the extent I don't get what's uttered. I'm floored.

Distasteful enough: Strong aversion to the delivery of those lovely thank yous and sorrys. What, your parents never taught you to say these words issssitttt?! I'll throw you out, I tell you, no mannerssss!

Not distasteful but plain irritating: Bucket heads who ask me if I'm Chinese. Guan ni pi shi! Like, what's that got to do with the food? I mean, wtf?! And that's when I turn into something else. Something quite blunt in manner, curt in speech.

What am I asking for? Simple. Just polite people who didn't exact their statuses (or faux statuses) unto waiters. Just people who understand that it's not easy being a waiter. Just people who don't turn atas all of a sudden when they come through the doorway.

It takes a lot to stay ahead in this game. You've got to be snappy, be able to remember truckloads of faces and petty demands, look spiffy enough so as to not have the truly fabulous stare you down, and reining anger in when all you want to do is stick your heels up the offenders' noses - heck, it might even make their faces look better - because they're doing the whole I'm-too-exquisite-to-be-nice-and-being-nice-means-I'm-not-exquisite thing again.

Oh and why do you think so many thespians that eventually made it to the red carpets had waited on tables before? Urm, because the dining room is the perfect training ground / acting school, with the seething artfully concealed behind neat smiles attached to the cursory acquiescence to demands? McBeal moments are aplenty, no shit, but the arse will be on the line if a Satan turn is made. And that's not an option for many of us who've come to do this, all for the goddamn money.

Sometimes I feel like I'd lost that spark in me. And feel like crap for not having smashed the quiches in faces for objectionable behaviour.

P.S: I think I'm in love. With Desmond Harrington. I like the criminal, dark looks. And the fact he was a hellraiser in college.

knocked out____1:15 PM




Ann Demeulemeester. Spring 2007 Collection.
With bloodless faces and reckless abandon.

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Friday, April 27

It constantly amuses me how the same hairdo in one picture can be interpreted so differently by different hairstylists. People always think you'd chosen some other new cut.

Anyhow, I like this one better. But it's always good to not stick to one, so I'll go see Claris' next time round, clap clap.

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Wednesday, April 25

Ricciotti's Morbida Mocha Passion was good.
Stefano Deiuri is one genius of a pasticciere.

And yes, I'd gotten to eat cockles last night.
I am dreaming of the chinchalok, and the garlic chilli vinegar dip.

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Tuesday, April 24

Escargots, squid, pacific black cod at Le Pont de Vie.
That's right, I lurve my seafood. Fresh seafood.

I thought the chef de cuisine was being cocky when I saw only fistfuls of dishes on the menu - it seemed like he was saying, 'This is the little that I have and it is all I'm going to make, if you don't like it, tant pis!' (No pauses there) But after the pleasant dining experience, I have to say this: less is more. You can concentrate better on the individuality and quality of each dish then.

All the entrees ordered were genuinely good. Nothing fanciful, just simple French fare, with startlingly fresh ingredients. Maybe because it was a Saturday - you know what's said of fish on mondays.

Chuang and Kev's meat dishes were sumptous. When the juices spilled forth, they revealed that the meat had spent adequate time marinating in spices, acid and oil. I do like the zucchini with salmon roe canapes, and their truffle butter accompanied by soft bread.

Oh, and the Gateau de Chocolat Chaud caught me off-guard. Thank you for the surprise, was extremely stunned.

I hope I get mussels, clams, cockles, oysters, raw tuna, sea cucumber for dinner tonight, ho.

knocked out____12:15 PM

Monday, April 23



Alan Rickman? Nah. Bobby Gillespie.

The Jesus and Mary Chain. Just Like Honey.

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Friday, April 20

Ok. First things first.
All wait staff are human beings. Remember that.

We are not a breed of people who are beneath you, slower than you are, or anything your silly mind might conjure. More often than not, we have better etiquette than thee, and better education than you'd like to think.

At the new chi-chi bistro that I moonlight at, with throngs of supposedly classy post-show crowds filling in seats, I was expecting to espy fewer crass people. But it was not to be.

When unrefined people are in a world-class Arts venue, they have a habit of putting their faux-classiness on display. They think that if they turn their noses up on others (on top of wait staff), drape themselves with pashminas, speak with a very pronounced slang, or crow with brimming arrogance of their holidays in Paris, they're polished apples. Which is all quite appalling.

That is not the way cultured people behave, twats.

Cultured people know that their treatment of others reflects on their upbringing and shows the world what they're made of. Furthermore, they know better than to adorn pashminas for sartorial cred, which have long ago ceased to be in vogue. Above all, they speak normal, and of trips to the humble hawker centre to slurp turtle soup (nice!).

I'll remember the evil people and every detail about them, but only to make fun of their lipstick smears, stray nose hairs, jiggling legs (quelle horreur), hokkien helicopter engrish, inability to speak softly, to hear what others have to say, their perpetually-broken wrists..oh shite, the list goes on.

I imagine they think they're the envy of the masses, when truth be told, they're unloved toads that've forgotten that they ought to go sit in a corner because they're quite a sight to behold. But I am always amazed just how bold they can be.

Second.
When you watch a theatre production, be sure to know what exactly went on on stage. Or else, shut it.

Plus, if it is some critically-acclaimed production you are going to see, have the decency to at least know a small bit of information on the play, as a mark of respect to the actors. And to keep from looking like a dolt.

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Monday, April 16

Emanuel Ungaro. Fall + Spring 2007.














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Thursday, April 12



Narciso Rodriguez S/S 2007.



Doo.Ri S/S 2007.

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I like Graham Coxon.
And all the art-school geeks with their recondite thoughts.

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Tuesday, April 10





Marni S/S 2007 Collection. Milan.

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Cillian Murphy and Liam Neeson.
Two of the finest Irish actors.

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Ricci. Shrunken and looking good.

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Thursday, April 5

Baudelaire had taken opium and gone traipsing down the streets.
I hadn't.

Baudelaire had then taken to the 'frou frou' sound of swirling skirts.
Oh I had, too.

I had always thought men who became apneists at the mere glimpse of skirts, were depraved. No less. But I have come to understand the delirium since. Skirts, swishing or not, long or short, are all lovely to behold.

Then there are the dresses, which are just as delightful, if not more.
I particularly liked these McQueen pieces.





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Sunday, April 1

Zut Alors! Can't seem to put Kitchen Confidential down.
Both literally and not so.

Bourdain is wicked. In every sense.
No two ways about that.

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Saturday, March 24



She's a cross between Renton in Trainspotting
And Margot Tenenbaum.

You can't run away from her, she's everywhere.
But that's alright.

Because I like a nice face.
Irina Lazareanu's nice face.

The Versace Ruched Jersey dress is lovely too.
Off the Fall / Winter 2006 Collection.

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Friday, March 23

When people leave, I think of planes.
Big, fancy planes that fly high in the sky.

Jana is jetsetting for Sydney to see the Opera House.
I think I will miss her laughter.
And the way she gags when speaking of fish eyes.
Or of the glut of peculiar stuff we Chinese swallow.

And I guess the preconception's correct.
The Germans do love their Krautrock (forget the Brit slur).

Her collection of electronic music nearly blew my ears off.
Now if only she hadn't taken such a huge liking to planes.

knocked out____2:59 PM

Monday, March 12

Elliott Smith. Needle In The Hay.

The Postmarks. Goodbye.

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Thursday, March 8



Isabelle Antena, Federico Aubele. Smooth.

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Wednesday, March 7



I like Jean-Michel Basquiat.
And David Shrigley.
And Quentin Blake.
But Shrigley more so, because of Forced to Speak With Others.

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Monday, February 26

Garibaldi was quite impressive.
Hats off to the waiters with impeccable manners.

The sea urchin sauteed in white wine was bloody exotic. Nice.
But I personally liked the beef ravioli with Porcini mushrooms better.

I can't wait to go to Valentino to see if they have it all better there.
And Le Pont de Vie too.

Then Birthday Chip Kev wanted to go Viet. So we all did.
And it was great. Morning Glory was nuts.

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Saturday, February 24

Au Revoir Simone. Through The Backyards.

Architecture In Helsinki. Like A Call.

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Friday, February 23



Plasticine. Loser.

M83. Don't Save Us From The Flames.

The Teenagers. Sunset Beach.

Explosions In The Sky. Your Hand in Mine.

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Thursday, February 22



I'm waiting for The Other Boleyn Girl.

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Brazilian Girls. Last Call.

Pacha Massive. Cruisin'.

Forward Russia. Nine.

Land of Talk. All My Friends.
White hot.

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Friday, February 16

The thrift shops here cannot rival those in the UK.

BUT they're getting better.
Vivienne Westwood, Comme Des Garcons at pee-pants prices.

And the people thronging said shops are looking better over the years. No more odd crummy schticks, just more kentang ruffians.

Net, we might just find you those coveted Fred Perry kicks.
No need to jet set to Vietnam lah.

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Stars. Your Ex Lover Is Dead.

Let's Go Sailing. Sideways.

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Wednesday, February 14



Good Shoes. All In My Head.
Have to check out the vid.



This is lovely too.
It reminds me of kindergarten illustrations.

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How I miss the old people.
All of us who were already old when we were ten.

But I saw Kai yesterday.

He still has those eyes that sparkle when mischief crosses mind.
How goddamn neat.

Carson should hold another gathering.
To go see Paris Je T'aime.

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Monday, February 12



Marc Jacobs' Fall 2007 Collection.
Stunning.

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71 Bencoolen Street. That's where it's all at.
I know I can do this for the rest of my life.
If you know what I'm talking about, sshhhh.
If you don't, it's perfectly alright, just don't be a schtick to ask me.

Nooka from New York is pretty goddamn fab.
And I'm not even crazy for watches.

The Mandarin Gallery was nice, but missing these.
Fushia and Satin. Lethal, I feel.

Oh, I want a petite jade pendant with intricate colourful / gold
carvings of birds. SO badly.

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Friday, February 9



Stephane Pompougnac. Morenito.

Stereolab. La Demeure.

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Tuesday, February 6



I miss cassette tapes lying around the house.

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Cocosuma. The Servant. Bam!Tululu!

Austine. Leitmotiv.

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Like how I stumbled upon the lovely coiffeuse at capitol building, took a chance with him for an outre cut, and got pleasantly surprised; I stumbled upon these scents, and laid charmed.

Dolce & Gabbana. Light Blue.
Estee Lauder. Beyond Paradise Blue.

They smell of oceans, lakes and flowers.

Mmmm-mmmm.

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Monday, February 5



Roman Revutsky. Incomplete.
I think of Anais Nin when I hear this.

Ellen Allien. Your Body Is my Body.

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Jose Gonzalez. Heartbeats.

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Chicks on Speed.

Got a zippy new hairdo and invited stares. And comments.

If I don't look like a mannequin / Nokia-ad-chick-from-the-future, I look like a dorkier Amelie Poulain of Montmatre / Geeky antique dealer. Hmm.

Even the birds at home don't really know me anymore.


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Fischerspooner. Emerge.
New York art-pop pair worth its weight.

Hot Chip. Boy From School (Radio Edit).
BUT Heineken Green Room should let me have Debbie Harry too.

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Friday, February 2



The Adored. Tell Me Tell Me.

The FutureHeads. Meantime.

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Zoe Heller's Notes on a Scandal.

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Hot Hot Heat. You Owe Me An IOU.

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Mando Diao. Long Before Rock 'n Roll.

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The Rakes. We Danced Together.
Blokes with brill songs and clothes.

Broken Social Scene. Elevator Love Letter.

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Thursday, February 1

Datarock. FaFaFa.

Peter Bjorn & John. Young Folks.

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Wednesday, January 31



Jem. Finally Woken.

Radiohead. Sail To The Moon.

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Friday, January 26

Is it possible that people can smell like..flea markets?

Apparently, yes. And the scent is intoxicating.

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Thursday, January 25

The Knife. Silent Shout.

Tapes n Tapes. Insistor.

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From the first time I'd seen this months ago, I've dreamt of watching it. But I'll have to sneak in. Grumble grumble grumble.

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Kruder & Dorfmeister. EastWest.
Swell.

Cold War Kids. Hang Me Up To Dry.

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Wednesday, January 24

The Postal Service. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight.

Wolf Parade. Shine A Light.
I heart Canadian bands.

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Art Brut. Nag Nag Nag Nag.
Very smart.


Tokyo Police Club. Nature of the Experiment.
Mental.

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Larrikin Love. Happy As Annie.
Take a swig of cider and hear this.

Morningwood. (Shut it about the NY slang word) Jetsetter.
Sexy music for sexy people, they said. Such swagger.

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Tuesday, January 23



The poets at Death Cab For Cutie may someday just as great.


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My dearest Mumsy should not have even thought of that. End of story.

Mum almost took ye olde darlings to the trash bin.
And threw a fuck lot of money down the dumpster.

A psychedelic skirt from Paris, Italian-made leather bags, all gone to the dogs. Imagine that. Shed-blowing, ain't it?

Could have fetched hundreds of dollars if I sold it at flea markets. But hell no, am SO not going to do that. Will keep those babies for myself.

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Monday, January 22

Cocteau Twins. Lazy Calm.
For the runway, for BCBGMaxazria.

PJ Harvey. The Slow Drug.

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Snagged a yoga-guru / hippie blouse yesterday.
For blowsy, happy days.

Woods & Woods. Baileys' Irish Cream.
Dean & Deluca. Canele patisserie.

K.I.V: Vintage clutch at the OPPT shop.
And that one from Daytripper.
Must go see Flea + Easy first.

Oh, and it had been a fantabulous weekend.
The Reds and The Gunners were great, ho.

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Friday, January 19

Bjork. Army of Me.

Massive Attack. Black Milk.
I do think Mezzanine is a stellar piece of work.

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Thursday, January 18

Frou Frou. Shh.

Saint Etienne. Sugarhouse Lane.

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Edward Furlong.

The real pretty boy.

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Kate Moennig. In The L Word.

I think I'm going slanty for her. Shite.


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Wednesday, January 17

Hello.

Let's play Chungking Express and In The Mood For Love again.

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Frida Hyvonen. Drive My Friend.

Francois de Roubaix. Chapi Chapo.
Sounds pretty much like Muppets on Helium.
Or Sigur Ros, toddler Sigur Ros.

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Tuesday, January 16



Once a fan, always one.

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Viktor & Rolf.

Black for Spring / Summer '07 Collection.
How very exciting.

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Madeleine Peyroux. The Summer Wind.

The Maccabees. Just Like The Rain.





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NOT Seb Fontaine.

But pretty good, still.


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Moloko. The Time Is Now.
Roisin Murphy is the bomb.



Air Traffic. Get In Line.

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Monday, January 15





Wing Shya. Always the favourite.

Think you can see why.


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Black Photographs. A Perfect Landing.

Editors. Bullets.

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Sunday, January 14

Traipsing down scores of alleys proved to be hazardous.
To our pockets.

In a matter of hours, half the (great) paycheque's shelled out to the good people of White Room, Salad, Black Clover, Miss Selfridge and Topshop.

Shite, I'm feeling the pinch now that the statements have arrived. Hmph.

But they're mostly cult items, so I rest my case.

P.S: You said Mr. White Room is nice and pretty hot, n'est-ce pas. I say aye. He's got a certain je ne sais quoi. And nay, he's no ching chong man lah, fool. Those types don't know how to appreciate Keane.

P.P.S: The staff at Agnes b. are the best around. No contest. They weren't the least bit pissed, ha.

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I've always hated all things in vogue, all things that are adored by the masses.

But, I simply cannot hate dj Sasha. He's a walking god. Plug in, hear every one of his records, they're all swell.


Oh. Another thing.

Pageboy / Edie Sedgwick -styled tunics, long-sleeved tops and jet-black skinnies are MY thing, alright. And no, I really don't wish to see them selling like fucking hot steaming cakes. Please, no one buy them. See, when I openly declared coloured leggings and stockings were pretty years ago, many sniffed. But these same people are stocking (no pun) up on them now.

And ditto for vintage polka-dotted, kitschy multi-coloured dresses.

And ballerina flats.

And tweed shorts.

So I stopped short of wearing them. Because they're hot as kilns. Baah.

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Friday, January 12

Cut Copy. That was just a dream.
Omg Omg Omg Omg.

Test Icicles. CircleSquareTriangle.

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Two nights ago I saw the most glorious light in my entire life.
Like Woah.

But I knew I wasn't leaving anything behind.
No my life did not flash before me eyes that's why.

Wires intertwined fuse blew power tripped.
Gorgeous vermillion, orange, indigo, silver sparks flew.

Too stumped to move a bone.
Should have caught it on tape the strangely beautiful scene.

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Kev looks pretty as a baldie. No doubt.
Pity those hippie locks had to go though.


Actually, all you guys look great. Really.

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Monday, January 8

Leonard's a man already. Wow.
Kids, they just grow up so fast these days.

And he's fallen in love.

Oh and he said huffily, I know she knows I like her, but I'm just going to fold my hands, do nothing, and see what happens (should see Linet's parody of the guy, freakin' funny). Yeah, you go ahead and do just that, let's see when she drops onto yer lap, dear. Hmm, how about NEVER?

Guys expect hints. But when you've given them that, they do nothing and what's more, they think you're a hussy. Ling, even if he fancies you, nothing's going to happen, because he's the tight-lipped type. So if it's courtship you want, he's not the one. He could tell you one fine day if he really is into you (the words of many wise men), but that will be in years to come. Ok?

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Grandcamp in FilmArt: Saint-Cyr reminded me of us.

Sticking at the back of classes, sniggering.
When confronted, we conform.
With somewhat terrifying results.

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Saturday, December 30

We Are Scientists. This Scene Is Dead.

Boards of Canada. Beach at Redpoint.

P.S: The songs are dated way back. All are noted down for self-reference. No responsibility will be undertaken if they do not cater to mainstream tastes and preferences. No, I do not give two hoots to the non-subversive, you're correct.

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The knives are out.

Crass and class-less, C____ and C____. With such a poor command of Engrish, do not attempt to even squeak. Unfortch, the clowns did, and showed that they could not understand the words, 'No, I do not mind, yes, I do mind.' But being the cool cat, I simply threw them a look that said, can you get any more stupid than this. Now, if they had appeared offended, you might actually think better of their intelligence quotient, but no, the nitwits did not. Omg. I'd always thought they were giggly gormless twats in high school, but this is beyond..redemption. I wonder what Gen's doing with them, really.

With village idiot acquaintances like these, who needs reunions? Net says to go laugh at goons, but there ain't so much to laugh at as nonsense to stomach, so I'd rather go catch Borat. The snippets I saw were CRAZY, so let's sneak in.

Hello, Eunice and Min (such darlings), next time we'll go knock on dear old Ms. T's door and take her to Holland V / Rochester Park (v.near, yes?), along with the rest of the F girls. This time, I can and will leave the stun-gun at home.

Another thing. For people who frequent Topshop, Mango and Zara, hear hear: they are high street (read: far from high-end) labels in Britian and Spain, so quit acting like you've just bought a piece of London or Barcelona. It would only reveal the fact that you're a discerning shopper, not. Let me say this, the shops in Far East, Bugis Market sell similar stuff, except that the clothes bear more dubious labels. Quality-wise, same ol' same.

By purchasing these imported goods, you're paying cut-throat prices plus, contributing to foreign exchange leakages. But I'm not saying you should stop, because even fabrics used in local clothing lines are imported. Go for hard-to-scour-for items, or better, support local designers if they may produce what you want. Oh, and these days, the numbers of Chavettes skulking into said shops are on the rise, so are you sure you want to throng these places..? I've moved on to ssh, shophouse-boutiques. But on odd days, I prolly will still make trips down. It'll be a loss to dismiss them totally.

Am going to Ikea now (yeah, I remember the words of Tyler Durden: the things you own will end up owning you), but heck, yays. I love Scandinavian home-products. They're like Marks + Spencers' toffees; they make you happy. In particular those at Style.Nordic.

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Thursday, December 28



La vie peut etre triste mais elle est toujours belle.

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Wednesday, December 27

The year's best + grossly underrated musical.
If it was shot entirely in Cantonese, it'd have blown my mind.

Perhaps Love.

No one speaks of great Chinese films.
Which is such a shame. Here's another.

The Banquet.

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Emily Haines. Lovely voice.

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Cansei de ser Sexy.
Let's make love and listen to death from above.

Primal Scream. Some Velvet Morning.

Modest Mouse. Dance Hall.

Metric. Empty.
Hottest thing now. To me, at least.

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Monday, December 25

Familiarity breeds contempt. Or so we're told.

It sure does not apply to all parties thrown to remember Christmas Day. Same faces, different places, right. And we're not even talking about the dinner spreads with our folks yet, or the bubbly, or the pile of flicks waiting behind the curtain. Then the yakking..?

With Amanda, the chat went on and on till the last bus chugged away and my lids could take it no bloody more; with the nutters at MOX, the crazy hoots from reminiscing colourful pasts were good as the drinks (invigorating, but super taxing on the pocket, shoot). The Scarlet can wait, Erskine Road can hold, till we get paid, ho.


Ms.Sex-on-the-beach-who-is-dying-to-go-to-church-to-see-ze-angels. Hey, and you people better stop asking moi to go to church. I. am. not. moving. an. inch. of. me. arse. thanks.


Mr.CHINK(haha)-Mohjito-man-who-just-wants-some-Little-Britian-before-joining-other-green-men-in-barracks. We ARE going to HAPPY to say bonsoir and au revoir, so you won't turn gay on us (no pun). Don't know how we're going to do that though.


Mr.Nightswimmer-I-drank-on-an-empty-stomach-and-almost-died-last-night. Eat greasy eggs with oysters (orh what?), bananas and down mefenamic acid with sour plum juice.


P.S people who favour taking pictures where every idiot has a dewy expression: For Chrissakes, take intelligent shots that are with stuff to talk about already, because all watering holes, restaurants look the SAME anyway and there is nothing new about your retarded facial expressions. Just so you won't piss your pants in embarrassment when staring at them ten years on. I care for you people, honestly. It's the spirit of giving, yeah. Giving advice.

Aight, am going to catch up with Mum now. :D

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Thursday, December 21

Igby Goes Down. Missed it.

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Daddy thinks I am in love with weird blokes.


Correction: I am in love with talented blokes.
Especially Serge Pizzorno and Tim Rice-Oxley.



And it don't hurt that they're always so well-dressed.

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Hello.

It's bliss working here. The Substation, C.H.I.J.M.E.S, Stamford House are 20 stone-throws away, and these lovely roads are within walking distance.

Purvis Street. Garibaldi, mmm.
Dunlop Street.
Seah Street.

Let us get there.

Shareen says, we shouldn't go some place close to it. Aye aye, mate. You're an arse though,ha. But yeah, I still have ideas.

Like I always said, if you've money to burn and you REALLY don't know how to do it, give me a call. Will always work wonders.


P.S Sha: This is for baaaad girls like you. (:



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Wednesday, December 20

Boy Kill Boy. Shoot Me Down.

Domino. Green Umbrella.

Blonde Redhead. Violent Life.

Radio 4. Caroline.

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Tuesday, December 19


Kate Nash. Birds.

Damien Rice. 9 Crimes.

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It's pouring, and no, I do not want to be out there in the sticky streets.

All I want to do is pretend it's one of my favourite Sundays where the only light that shines is that from the kitchen, and I'm all curled up in my leather sofa reading, hiding in my parka.

Hate going to town on Sundays when everything is a blur because I'm feeling woozy. Sometimes I think I might faint. Especially when it rains.

If only the weather would stop being so frightful. Today's not Sunday, and I do not fancy skulking about in squishy shoes. Squish, squish, squish, squish. Hmph.

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Friday, December 15

The Subways. Rock and Roll Queen.

Ladytron. Seventeen.

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Imogen Heap. Speeding Cars.

Sia Furler. Numb.

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Someday DSQUARED2 will come unto our shores.

Someday.

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Thursday, December 14



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The Rapture. Get Myself to It.

Hard-fi. Hard to Beat.

Razorlight. In the Morning.

Shitdisco. Reactor Party.


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Wednesday, December 13

Some writer once said that we all read glossy magazines that showed us people we wanted to be but prolly never will be.

What utter bullshit. Either that or she was kidding.

We can be whatever the hell we want to be.

Well anyway, I stared up at the sky this dreadful afternoon and decided on whim to pick up Warhol's Interview.

The spreads were fancy--the photographer made Kirsten Dunst look quite lithe (MUST go catch Coppola's Marie Antoinette)--so fancy they made you squeal, 'How did they achieve such lighting?!', the ads were fly, and, the paper, the lovely paper..gosh, you want to fix them behind black ebony frames to mount on the wall, yeah you do.

It sure is one fine New York mag.

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Goldfrapp. Fly Me Away.

The Cribs. Mirror Kisses.


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Loof. Flea Event.

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Tuesday, December 12

White Rabbits. The Plot.

Ok Go. Invincible.

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Nip/Tuck.


Christian's silk Gucci shirts carelessly cast onto the floor drew gasps.

How could anyone bear to do that?!

Italian-tailored, sensous to the touch, lovely to look at, it's no wonder those women just..want to bed him.

And, I remember why I wanted to go to fash school in the first place. I loved the fabrics, the details, and how they all managed to come together to form something so divine. Hmmm. I still do.

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Monday, December 11

The Whigs. Violet Furs.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Cheated Hearts.

Jamiroquai. Canned Heat.

The Killers. Bones.


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Friday, December 8



The Illusionist. Edward Norton. Loved him ever since Primal Fear. There is something about intense actors that is terribly intriguing.


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Candy. Lust for Life.

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Lily Allen. Everything's Just Wonderful.

Klaxons. Gravity's Rainbow.
Acid house / New Rave revitalists.

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Thursday, December 7

Sia Furler. Pageant of The Bizarre.
Brings back days of merry-go-rounds.

Jarvis Cocker. Running the World.
Cute geek. His glasses are SO awe-inspiring, so Woody Allen.He'll even read you an Aesop's Fable if you ask him to. Nicely.

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Badly Drawn Boy. Promises.

The Kooks. Naive.

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If you live to a ripe old age, be sure to sing like the lady in Si Tu n'etais pas la.

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Wednesday, December 6


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Broken Social Scene. Superconnected.
Way out of this world.

Phorous. Shadowgraphs.

Sia Furler. Breathe Me.
Catch the stellar vid.

Feist. Gatekeeper. Mushaboom. Tout Doucement.

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Tuesday, December 5


He who saved me from misery with his accordian.
Yann Tiersen.

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Bloc Party. Banquet.
Sets the dancefloor on fire.

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Air. Cherry Blossom Girl.
Off The Virgin Suicides.

The Radio Dept. Pulling Our Weight.
The Swedish wonderband makes me think of Lost In Translation.

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Monday, December 4

Josh Rouse soothes like
no other.

Love Quiet Town.

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Sunday, December 3

Vot the bloody fuck.

Prom.

The council is SO truly devoid of common-sense that they had the gall to proclaim that the reason for no-shows is this: ve are put off by 'the $110 ticket'. Dad says, common as common sense may be, it is apparently not so common to a select few. How right. It applies to these meatheads who don't get that it is THEM who are putting people off-- ve do not vant to have to go along with yet another of your crass,lame-ass ideas or hear y'all shitheads cheering for EACH OTHER again or have y'all ruin our playtime. Gawd, these people are really losers with a capital L, and there's no telling how scary the night will be if there is no scintillating company to get shit-faced with.

Clubbing. (Another over-hyped word)

Ms. White-and-Black is right. Anyone can be a party animal, so long as they've got the dough to knead. I tire of the fake, plastic bitches too keen to prove themselves hard clubbers (yawn). Yeah, so you lurve clubbing (double yawn), right I get it, just don't tell me. I don't bloody care. After some time, the close-range gyrating that sends wafts of sweat to nose, the freaky stares into your eyes looking for signs, the pretentious crowd trying to look intoxicated, the stale ciggie smoke that clings to every inch of you, gets by its sell-by date. Then you just want to leave it all behind. But I swear, it'll all come back to haunt when a new place pops open its doors. Just shut your pie-hole on the intricate details of all you did, though.

P.S: Aerin's was nice. Better than sailing through gothic churches. :D

P.P.S: I lurve The Stereophonics' Dakota. Kelly Jones has such a hot Welsh accent.

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Tuesday, November 21

Detest Bad music if you will, but don't despise it. Was drawn to Marcel Proust's Les Plaisirs et les Jours because of it. It was staring at me right in the face. Couldn't help but laugh softly. He wrings flowers into wreaths and plants them in his anecdotes. Lovely as Baudelaire.

When serving coffee and slices of cake, I dream of sun-baked, white-washed places with lofty walls by the sea. Think Paradiso Perduto in Great Expectations. But I don't work by the beach nor is the Alliance Francaise in ruins. Much as it's nice here, it's not thrilling. Novelty died in a mere four hours.

Mum says gently, you get sick of things too easily. I smiled and squeezed her hand. She's absofuckinglutely right, I've never really managed to stay committed to much. Am finished with her opera collection. Shall go look for Turandot. But no, it's not always like that. I've loved The Flower Duet since I was eight and saw an airline ad with it. Still love it today. It's only that I tire of washing the goddamn dishes. My fingers will rot pretty soon AND it's only the first day. Hmm.

P.S: Am dying to watch Mysterious Skin and My Summer of Love after reading the novels.

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Friday, November 17


They're back, love. Yays.

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The guys of The Sunshine Underground are dope.
Commercial Breakdown. Put You In Your Place.
How did Bird ever guess I loved Brit-rock?!
Said I had this Brit-rock air about me. Oh wow, ok.

Muse is SO art-rock and oh-so-chic in their Slimane-inspired suits.

Charlotte Gainsbourg's depressant is waiting for moi.

Opera's a new obsession. Think I'll go hear The Flower Duet now.

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Menotti's knocking.

Made some great ice-cream and sorbet but I think the Italian ristorante must have it better.

Shite, we STILL owe Jerry three (or FOUR?!) Big O mudpies. Aye, the money he'd spent..Jerry'd die for Bailey's. Let's get cracking after everybody's done. I miss Linet already.

I do get black mood-pissed if I made something so lovely and it's not eaten. I mean, I've NEVER made a mess of any of my pieces before and if it's crap, I won't serve it. Hasn't happened before and I don't think it will. Yeah, so I was mad and all that you didn't eat the raspberry cookie crumble and simmered down when you hugged me, but still, why won't you have it..? Hmph.

Am going to wait on tables on Monday at the cafe in the French school already. Hopefully, I get to learn some new stuff from the chef and pick up some French. No, the uniforms are NOT bunny-suits and French maid costumes, perv. The place reminds me of Islington in Liverpool, sweet. Makes me want to buy a place in Newton.

Kev says, I'm going to swing by and irritate you, but I think Mr.Commando's going to be stuck in the libreria and Art Galerie, more than anything.

Am going shopping and checking out new threads and clearing my pile of fash rags + 8 Days and finally doing something about those Mary-Janes and catching films (Starsky and Hutch, Ling) and nice people (Wabbit, me waiting) with nice drinks and omg, so much to do and so little time, which is all good, ALL good.

Jessie at film school (lucky woman) offered me a role in her clip but really, my Drama Queen Bee days are so dead over. My place is in the director's seat, honestly. More medals lah. Besides, the craft of acting saps me of sanity. But really, I'm flattered you called.

You know, I keep wishing college life would FF so I may not have to drop six feet under, but now that it really is finished, I want to RW it. Ok, not really. But I think I'll miss laughing at the juicy gossip at lectures, going to town after school, dreaming up pranks, watching footie, meeting people along corridors, stairways, the little girls' rooms and having them call me biatch..that's not a lot, huh? Oh god.

knocked out____10:16 AM


Omg, it really is over, is over, is over.

Is it really? Gawd, I've still not recovered from the euphoria.

When the Fat Lady sang, people whooped at the top of their ringing lungs. I was more staid. Surely that's not how you celebrate right? I was half expecting champagne bottles to be popped, notes thrown into a bonfire or chairs , tables crushed to dust. But that was it?! Man, what a disappointment. But oui, those days of blood, sweat and tears are history-can't believe that I actually forgot Flea Day from all the crazy mugging (I know, the audacity)-I could party again,ombg!! I don't honestly believe I could handle any more acid reflux attacks.

The pretty (blot out blah) stars are shining like nobody's business, and the singing (axe out hollering) crickets are annoying me only faintly. Great night, it is. Dripping cheeeesy, but for chrissakes, don't dampen things with your snootiness now. We all need to be real some time or another.

P.S: Sucker (last time I'll prolly ever get to call her that) gives GREAT bear hugs. Come to think of it, so do a lot of St.Nicks' old girls. Ms. Angeline and Ms. Jeri were nuts, esp. Jerilee. Hers was bone-crushing, boob-deflating, lol. But yeah, I'm a sucker for hugs so I'll leave the sedatives out of the picture. Which reminds me, the woman at Sculpture Square during the biennale seriously needs one. I'm sorry ma'am, for moving the gorgeous porcelain plane, but don't stare daggers at thee. I'm only an itchy-scratchy (SIMPSONS!) fingered patron.

P.P.S: Am thinking of Radiohead's 'High and Dry' now. If only I could hear it.

knocked out____1:24 AM

Tuesday, September 19

A Lament.

Less is more, definitely maybe.

I can't stand how a number of guys I'd happened to meet, think that they're Giacomo Casanova reincarnates. This random blockhead had acted all sauve (but came across as smarmy, unfortch) and rattled on about his pursuits till he got to the highlight (to him) of our small talk: he thought he was the best a girl could ever have.

I nearly died there and then when those words bounced off his lips. Didn't think he'd be self-effacing but not really expecting him to have the guts to actually let rip, I'd goggled at him for at split second before politely looking away trying hard as hell not to roll eyes. When he caught me twiddling my thumbs and not approving, he turned scarlet and tried to cover up. Too late buddy, too bloody late. I. Heard. It.

The antithesis is this: the guys who don't say much are just as bad. For all you know, they might THINK the same--they just don't talk about it. These closet FHM creepos, they're freaky. You can't get to them because they won't open up, and no, I can't stand what I don't understand.

Why can't all guys I meet these times be like my best mates, with the right balance of everything?!

knocked out____1:21 PM

Saturday, August 26


Am hung-up on this french act. Darn good.

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SO many lovely places and SO little time.

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Wednesday, August 9

It hurts having to contain yourself. So I'm not going to.

Oh, I'd found a new haunt. Geylang. Yeah, I know I know, the place oozes sleaze from every pore. But oh, wot the heck. Stumbled upon it while in one of my 'take-a-risk-hop-on-random-buses' moods. Was thinking of cruising around at night with the 350D. The lights, the colourful characters, the food..intoxicating.

And go catch CLICK. It's the quintessential Sandler goofball flick. I don't miss chances to catch him. Ever. Am reading the screenplay of Punch-Drunk Love now. Gawd, I wanna marry someone just like the man. He's like, the purrfect man to me. No, he doesn't wear striped shirts (have such an overwhelming weakness for men in stripes) like some well-dressed blokes at college but I couldn't give a toss. I like the skinny Brit, Paul Smith look on them but I just hate their knowing expressions that read, 'I know you girls are looking.' Urgh. Exercise some sutlety lah, then would the double-takes come gracefully. Really. On the girls' side, things were even less pretty. Most behaved as if they were getting MARRIED, fuck. So excited for what?! Should have kicked that noisy _____'s chair off killter-balance and made a spectacle of her. Sigh. And those cheapskates who flew onstage to receive free eyebrow plucking, damn y'all. Utter shame-shame act. You're not at the market and you're NOT yet forty ok?! Saving grace: the girl who should have walked away with the title of Ms.Chic (say sh-eek, not ch-eek, all you cheena dolts who gaped when corrected), the girl with THOSE retro pristine Nine West heels I practically stared at. And I don't do that much, so yeah, she looked gooood. That's right, I'm back in my evil-bitch skin, and it feels great ok? I KNOW you guys love me for it, ha.

Oy, but you guys NEED to stop asking me out. Can't go on mucking around. Films and dinner, good. Parties and gatherings, pull over for awhile NOW. Gee, I'll make up for all the no-shows PRETTY soon. It's pure agony for me too. Shopping will be sacrificed only after the end of August though. I lOVE my electric blue Zara tube!

P.S Kev: got fleas in my heart but not time. will call you.

P.P.S: it'll be some time before I next lay hands on pasta. today was NUTS. no spag and no farfelle and no mushrooms aye. CHIPPY'S cheese spread's nice.mighty belch. tilll next week then, sweets.

knocked out____5:41 PM

Tuesday, July 25

The Green Fairy stops prancing in my wild nights as of now.

Am going to switch to nerd-mode now.

Will not be chalking up entries till after the 'A's as of now. Don't want to get booted out of college. Not now.

P.S: I love Jean and Kai for taking time to help. Thanks, you guys.

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Monday, July 24

T'was a nice Sunday night.















Beatrice Chia's Cabaret was SUPER raunchy. I like. Makes me want to run away to join Cirque Du Soleil. Am reminded of Slava's Snow Show I watched so many years ago.


P.S: Sorry for the bad lighting; it was intermission and the lights were still down low.


knocked out____2:24 PM

Thursday, July 20

Ling hates it when I eat raisins. But ooh, how I like to egg her on.

Man, who doesn't eat fruits?!

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Wednesday, July 19

Ok, the truth's out. Stop asking me already.

Amanda looks like she's got piles because she's looking at a condom. It runs in the family, the trait of looking severe when we're thinking deep. But it's a special, limited-editiion Agnes B. for Durex condom. We thank the good people at the original Scotts outlet for first introducing the pretty packet of plastict to us. But we're also perplexed as to how to tell Daddy yet again that we're keeping it 'as research on gorgeous French packaging'.

Urm, yeah. Ok, protegeons-nous, darlings!

P.S: Dan says we should go dine at the lovely bar and that cafe at Parkview Square. Yeah, we should. Think I'll have breakfast there next Thursday.

knocked out____2:52 AM

Tuesday, July 18




Am so caught on Chaque Seconde.

Oh right. Am such a childish prick I love the rush I get from tearing apart the plastic surrounding the SpongeBob Squarepants figurine. It's like opening up a happy meal cardboard bag all over again, ho.

knocked out____1:58 PM

Sunday, July 16




OK, so I went in the end. Despite the string of Fs.

Like the emo-thing going on for those guys. Especially plainsunset's frontman. There's everything in the locks that get in the face,the too-tight-for-squeals tees, the skinny jeans, and the battered sneaks. When did it start? Hmm, a long, long time ago.

From the time my cool uncle Ed existed (what a fogey-like name. Such injustice, pardon moi.)

He was like the modern-day James Dean, the super young Monsieur Beaulieu in C.R.A.Z.Y, the epitome of nasty guys whose look screams, 'I'm sexy as hell.' Yeah, he was the sort of guy who picked up lad mags, whistled at babes, collected rock records, drove cars, chomped on Burger King's Whoppers, laughed at you if you get a scar across the face, wore clean white AX shirts with worn-in jeans, and most importantly, was so bloody emo-geeky at home in his nerdy thick-framed specs. Best part of everything? I was his favourite niece. We'd go sailing through the crowds, me on the top of his shoulders (maybe that's why I like riding), going for car washes together, and licking off Chocolate cones. Man, those were THE days.

Oh well, here's a toast to the cool dude who died at his own wedding. not literally; it's just that that part of him faded away when he donned the tux. Marriage is truly the death of all things, sigh.

knocked out____10:06 AM

Thursday, July 13

Don't wanna be such a baby about taking jabs, but I can't help but wince at the thought of NEEDLES. That outbreak of rashes was a killer. Must have been last night's rojak. Such a horror. But the doctor was so nice (nicest one I've ever met) I want to go back to Raffles to see him again.

Oh, and it was nice (can't think of a better word) to see Adrian on the bus. The anger from managing only Fs faded away. He always reminded me of the guys in Royston Tan's ad on druggies and brudders. It's a good thing, believe me.

knocked out____10:06 PM


I miss Italian Futbol SO much, damn. I feel almost lost without the Azzurri.

It's such a horrid feeling.

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Monday, July 10


Christmas came early. ITALY TRIUMPHED! Woo hoo! I'm SO in love with Zambrotta, Pirlo, and Canna, ahahahaa!

I've pent up the lovely rush of blood to the head since their legendary win over Germany during the greatest match in the tournament in Dortmund, as is my style to talk only with the securing of the coveted CHAMP spot. And I can finally breathe easy now. Thierry Henry was SO slippery I forgot how many times I stopped breathing for awhile. Gosh. :D

knocked out____7:48 PM



The long weekend was absolutely smashing.

I loved the snippet of sky I could see as we dined al fresco at Alaturka. And the Turkish ice-cream was fancy. I'll look for even more exotic places to make merry next time round, seeing you guys so happy.

And the bartenders at Blu Jaz along Bali Lane were super nice. Yeah, it feels like home. We're gonna have to watch the next finals there. These Katong Portuguese Egg Tarts were such a bloody horror to buy, under the blistering sun and all. Glad you loved it, woman. Zipping around taking snapshots would be a breezier if I had a Vespa, really.

Oh Kev, thanks a hell lot for being my model for the shots at the carpark and stairways. Am NOT sorry for leaving you hanging on the ledge; you couldn't have dived 10 floors down. The security watchdog with the wagging finger wouldn't let you, ho. I love my twisted ideas still.

knocked out____7:40 PM

Sunday, July 2



Jamie Oliver's show on Italy makes me want to get a Vespa and take a ride through hilly Sicily with the wind in my hair. It is the most beautiful country in the world, truly. If I do get about to doing the whole McGregor-riding-with-best-mate-Boorman-round-the-globe-to-jiak-hong thing, I'll want to start with India and end off in Italy. Drinking in the sights while charging up there, would be magnificent.

Thing is, to become a biker chick, you gotta at least know how to ride a bicycle first, no? But I don't, ha. Ok Kev, you should go get your driver's license NOW and get me around and I'll get back to scooting you about after I get my Class 2B one.

I'm super happy Cannavaro and the Azzurri are still in. Yeah, so they'd won over the Aussies 'by the thread of their underwear' (hur hur) but conta solo vincere, so there. What I'm none too pleased to mention is this: Argentina is screwed. I was counting on them to beat Brazil before the start of the World Cup--though it NEVER crossed my mind they'd ever concede 6 goals.

Alright Ling, so it's now a face-off between our two favourites, Italy and the GERMS. Can't wait.

knocked out____12:50 PM

Monday, June 19


Jimi Hendrix. He the man.

It started shallow, I'll admit it. Bought a tee at Queen's Couture that had his face slapped across the chest and not wanting to be absolutely clueless about the (obvious) guitar maestro, passed a casual remark to Kevin. Must say that the performance at Woodstock was bloody electrifying.

Am punch-drunk from watching his fingers slide across the frets in Red House, Jam Back at the House, Voodoo Child, Purple Haze, just to name-drop a few. It's like the Stratocaster sings in his hands, cripes.

Oh, and it had been one lovely noon spent at quaint Chinatown earlier on. Love the raw, vintage deals.

knocked out____11:06 AM

Friday, June 16


The Blue Monroe Room is so freakin' comfy we can't help but lounge about.


And maybe, just maybe, we should stray from the accidental destruction of furniture. If Rabbit were around, what would she do? Give her blessings and stamp of approval, for sure. Oh cripes, we miss her already. But wtf, she actually wanted to join the Student's Council in TPJ?! What a fucking loser. Even if she'd meant to petition for crap like "Make school skirts shorter and sweeping fringes longer." Woman, honestly.

knocked out____9:33 AM

Thursday, June 8

Misery loves me. yet another sleepless night.

It's been such a rotten day trying to keep all built-up emotions for someone pent-up inside and some idiot beyotch had to come play shit soppy tunes to turn up the heat. I've already sunken into insomnia for days now; so much so I've got the dopehead look I fancy so much in guys, with my huge under-eye rings.


Why have the talent to tinkle ivories when all you sit down to are depressing scores?! Heck, I'd much rather scale walls to get to cemetries than to hear your noise. No, really.

knocked out____1:36 PM

Monday, June 5

Sunday.
Zouk's Flea and Easy. Very fly.

I feel so alive everytime I'm there.
Love the nice, good things on lelong.

Always the same faces I see.
But always the same lovely rush I get.

And the smell of ciggie smoke that clings to my jacket.
Makes me want to light up. Hmm.

knocked out____3:50 PM

Wednesday, May 31

Secret Machine. Ten Silver Drops.
Fantabulous album.

knocked out____9:59 AM

Monday, May 29


Gotta grab this. It's crazy.

knocked out____2:37 PM

Friday, May 26



Project Runway is back. Oh Yay.

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Friday, May 19

Denise said I looked like the kind of girl who'd throw on black all the time. Not so. I dress according to my mood; so if it's dripping wet outside now, she'd be right, but if it were a happy sunny day, it'd have to be something else off the New Rave colour spectrum.

Then there's gorgeous electric blue to think about, ooh. But don't go top to toe in the hue, like some sartorial disaster on legs. Overkill people, overkill.

Oh, it doesn't piss me right off my arse when stupid Mrs. Too said I was too cynical for my own good (there's NO such thing as that, by the way) which led to some joker saying I'd most likely end up being suicidal and sinking in depression, because some good person came along and proclaimed that I'm the type to break convention. Thanks a hell lot.

I knew I was eccentric in my own way since young, having liked the story of Alice in Wonderland the most among all old fables. Though Snow White comes a second close, ha. I love the idea of being able to skip off to a secret other world and lose ourselves there before making back to the real world in time for tea. And yes, I do think I'll be the strange old lady in the crooked house next to the sea off the winding brick road dressed perpetually in black or purple rags when I grey. Sounds awfully nice already.

knocked out____7:24 PM

Thursday, May 18

I love looking at planes take flight. Especially in the morning when you listen to Zero7. So I snuck here. There's a certain nostalgia in looking at them, but details are vulgar so I shan't delve deeper.


P.S: Some scents on men are such turn-offs. The sweet sort especially. There cannot be any thing more fucking gay than that, period. If it ain't citrusy or musky, it's wrong.

knocked out____7:07 PM

Sunday, May 7



Am so fucking happy. Revelling in the ecstacy of stashing a hell lot of stuff. Dirt-cheap. Bliss.

knocked out____12:08 PM

Friday, May 5

Indulging in pin-striped candy chocolates under tables during boring geog lessons. Ooh. And the occasional scrawling/scratching of personal anecdotes on surfaces.

That's what I go to school for.

knocked out____11:49 PM


Skipping school go walk for air.
I just had to get out of there.

To town.

Heck, all Thursdays should be like this one.
Truancy is best played every one day of the week.

Saves the soul.

knocked out____11:11 PM

Tuesday, May 2


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Tuesday, April 25














Mogwai's coming to town. 010806. Finally. Muahahahaa.

Meanwhile, snatch Mr. Beast off shelves.

knocked out____10:35 AM

Monday, April 24

What a riot.

Why do I like glugging down stuff that induce hangovers? Well, the gorgeous things appear two times more so, that's why. The psychedelic colours swirl like flitting light trapped in pictures taken with high ISO settings, and the high is unbeatable.

A hell lot of well wishes and laughs (thank y'all)
+mighty presents and your noon/night spent with me
+Liverpool knocked Chelsea out of F.A Cup running
+1 Swiss Choc Banana Mango Passionfruit Cake
+1 heavy dinner spread (I love Mum!)
+Mudpie with the fancy-mancy name
+Royal Copenhagen Tea Lounge
+Ham Mushroom Zita Penne
+Diane Von Furstenburg
+2 Sweet Secrets' cakes
+Baileys Irish Cream
+BCBGMaxazria
+D.K.N.Y
=A huge tummy-head-feet ache. Yeah, tant pis.

Oh the wave of nausea is hitting at me again. Gotta stumble to the loo now. No worries, it's not half as bad as that crazy night. I won't hug or hit-and-miss Mr.Bowl again, ha.

knocked out____11:57 PM

Sunday, April 23



Remorse of conscience is indecent.

That is why I'm not sorry she's buried in ashes.

I absolutely love bashing her raw nerve by turning in insulting assignments, eyeing her with mocking peepers that leave her oh-so-squirmy, and driving her up the wall with my I-don't-knows.

You can practically see her frying inside, ha.

knocked out____1:18 AM

Saturday, April 15
























Net's face says it all.

Substation was a fucking bore, heck. Omg, can't see those lovely electroclash ear things in the ulu darkness that is TIMBRE!

knocked out____1:28 AM

Monday, April 3


knocked out____9:25 AM


We theatre folk seldom allow for mistakes.
Maybe that's why we're such pricks.

Satire is injected in our every word.
And sometimes the mockery can be too much.

Will have to contain myself.
Am hurting people I shouldn't.

Word of caution though.
May revert to old-self as time wears thin.

knocked out____9:12 AM

Friday, March 24

Part of the queue. Cripes, took me one and a half hour to get in. Urgh. And mates, you KNOW how much I hate to wait.

But what a smashing evening it'd been inside The Tent. Fash Fest was one hell of a great experience. I'd always dreamt of the fusion of rock and pop-art in the form of avant-garde fashion, and now it's out there.

Placebo's lovely. But not the baboons in the crowd who know nuts about them and make catcalls for the sake of it. No one's really there for the threads on display, which is really quite sad. I thought Baylene's and Jo Soh's creations were pretty. All that lace, gauze and layers. Wished they put Kwodrent on the walkway too though.

P.S Mr. Hunk: Thank you for snagging the invites. Meant a lot to me. Am still loving THOSE Raybans.

knocked out____1:03 AM

Sunday, March 5

Arctic Monkeys. Whatever People say I Am, That's what I Am Not.

knocked out____2:50 PM

Sunday, February 12

There is something therapeutic about indulging in films in pitch black darkness.

Play Shakespeare In Love, MatchPoint, The Royal Tenenbaums and Brokeback Mountain if you feel suicidal. They help. I think.

knocked out____1:20 AM

Monday, January 30

When we were five, we had Bananas in PJs.
When we were six, we had Sesame Street.
When we got to seven years of age, we found MTV.
Well, at least I did. Been hooked ever since.

knocked out____7:06 PM

Saturday, January 28



I dislike routine, I hate monotony and that's prolly why I'm SO totally loving every second of my latest thing in college: photography.

Before I forget, all you media whores dying to have your mug plastered in the yearbook, please step forward and intimidate me into doing so. Please. Saves me a heck lot of time. Thanks a bunch.

Cripes, I like running about snapping pretty pictures. It's so much like twirling in a circle with your arms spread open on a warm sunny afternoon--you're so gorgeously happy your head's swimming in delirium.

Oh hey guys, thanks a lot for mahjong tutorial. It's been one hell of a night (and day), though I didn't pick up nuts. <3

knocked out____4:39 PM

Monday, January 9

I love transparent brollies, period. They're SO super lovely.

knocked out____4:12 PM

Saturday, December 31


A Brief Memoir of The Hols. (Though argh, I don't have the patience to put all photos in)















As can be seen, it's been a fantastic year. What a bloody whirlwind.

Oh hey, thanks for all the lovely presents, EVERYONE. Love the shot glasses best thus far.

My sole regret: not being able to stage a play before the end of the year. Cripes, I miss theatre. So bloody much.

Oh, and this is the day everyone comes with a New Year Resolution, yes? Here goes, though I NEVER seem to keep to it: Be less of an arsehole. If I can help it. AND to mug, seriously. Next year's fly-or-die year.

knocked out____12:31 PM

Wednesday, December 14

Q:Why turn up for OGL workshops?
A: Hmm, to sod things up for gits?

Absolutely. I LURVE making fun of losers who have heads too bloody huge they threaten to blow apart should they get any larger.

Band Camp? Nah. Too extreme. And a tad too perverse. Ain't my style. I like to work it and then act all innocent so you don't have the heart to thrust a knife up my arse. See if you could catch my jack-o-lantern sneer thereafter though. Urm, before you think I'm some bitch from Hell, know this. I don't pick on people who don't deserve crap, oh no. Because they might just do a Carrie, and I'll be damned.

But, I am happy to announce we have successfully assailed three targets thus far. They have all chalked up too many karma points, and we have decided to rid them of it. Vot business of it is ours? Oh, nothing at all. Ve just are doing it for the heck of it, for the thrill of it, if you prefer. Can't fault that, can you?

Big mouth. Checked.
Lion. Checked.
Cow-sellers. Checked.

Next up. Pending victims.

knocked out____10:29 AM

Friday, December 2

Got bloody blisters on the feet.
Peeled off pointies and stalked barefooted on open roads.
Liberation at its highest order, I say.
Or just a pure shot of plain madness.

knocked out____12:12 AM

Wednesday, November 2

Oasis. Cast No Shadow (UNKLE Beachhead Mix).

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Wednesday, October 26


I'm not a bad girl, really.

First. I don't run people down. Ok, I do, but only when they bloody deserve it.

Two. I don't do drugs. Only liquor. But so do you, so don't come hee-hawing.

Three. I TRY to remember stuff you said. But I got a haemorrhage in my booby brain. Heck, I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night. Wtf. Oh, those of you who spout crap just to hear your own melodious voice, go fuck yourselves. I won't remember no fluff you said.

Four. Your folks and I, we get along very well over tea and cakes.

Five. I'm nice to people. Save for the fact that I'm not v.receptive of strangers when experiencing the effects of a hangover, I'm nice every other time. Hey buddies, I'm chirpy even during that time of the month, you KNOW that.

Six. I lie only because I want to see you happy. I like happy people. :D


So yeah, I'm NOT the bad girl you idiots make me out to be. Oh ho, God save my soul. And yours. For lying right through our hokey-pokey noses.



knocked out____11:49 AM

Friday, October 21

I hate BRIGHT places. They make me real dizzy and tire my eyes out.

Dark alleys and tunnels intrigue me. I think of Kasabian's 'ClubFoot' when I enter them.

There's this Aussie-styled Prince Of Wales Backpacker's Inn down at Dunlop Street with indie/rock acts strutting their stuff amidst the smokey darkness.

Now, that's hot.

knocked out____9:13 AM

Sunday, October 16

Plug in to Nine Black Alps.
Hot new band to watch out for.

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Wednesday, October 12

I'm a bloody anglophile. Can't help it.

Love the Cockney accent.

Love Piccadilly street and Portobello market. Must pop by someday. Watching the lovely stuff they have at the flea markets on telly don't do nothing for me. I WANT to be there.
Love gorgeous London for EVERYTHING. I'd heard truckloads of crap about the ghastly rain, but what gives?! Honestly. Oh, and have you seen the quaint shops? Cripes, they're lovely.

I wouldn't dream of going to Kashmir or some other war-torn, terrorism-plagued areas. But with London, I'll take a gamble. Just London.

The other places?

Well, it's like going to Hell, I guess.
Some day I will, but not now.


Not. Bloody. Now.

knocked out____12:38 AM

Thursday, October 6

Hello woman.

To laugh from on top is so passe, no? Now now, we don't want to want to seem like total cliched bitches, do we? We can smirk from on top and then pretend it never happened. If they ask, just quip that they are being too sensitive. Then you can get away with it.

Please pick yourself up. Falling to pieces over trivial shit is v.v.detrimental. Look, thee shalt have to know that there just CANNOT be anything uglier in this world than a guy named Joel Ong in college. He's the worse around. Always blowing his trumpet about stuff he knows next to nothing about.

Sneakers? C'mon, who's the shoe slut? ME. So quit embarrassing yourself by going on and on about how yours are 'the real deal'. Eyeroll. Yours are fakes. Check out the soles. Being the sweetie that I am, I decided not to expose you, but you turn around and diss mine?! WOT THE FUCK?! You should know better.

Oh, hearsay tells me YOU failed your 2.4. What's that you're saying about soccer? How fantastic you actually are and that you sold out because those guys in there are not up to your damn standard? Pur-lease, DO NOT overestimate your lousy, disgusting and UGLY self. Heck, those guys are way above you. YOU SO DO NOT MAKE THE CUT.

Urgh, bleurgh. You leave a bitter aftertaste. Yith.

So you see woman, everything is not that bad for you afterall. I have it worse. I bump into sandbag-face-Joel almost every day. I know, you'll save me, right? I'm not optimistic though. The bloody schmuck sweet-talks and charms almost EVERYONE. I do have to say, he's good, that son of a gun.

So, you don't have it that bad there. Come out and play already.

knocked out____8:30 PM

Monday, September 26



I lurve to see ballerinas twirling.

There's something so remotely beautiful and free about their movements.

knocked out____9:15 AM

Wednesday, September 21

I can't look you in the eye.
I can't look you in the eye.
I can't look you in the eye.
I can't look you in the eye.
But that's because I like you.

knocked out____4:25 PM

Monday, September 12

Argh.
Monday Morning again.
Hate Chairman Mao's classes.
So I slipped away.

What are SLUSHIES?!
I keep dreaming about the word.
Someone's drummed it into my head.


Oh. I remember.

There's a fantastic place at Stamford House called Curry Favor that'll absolutely lift you up from the depths of hell. It's THE perfect place to go on a date to. The ambience is lovely, and the music, incredible. One of the SLUSHIES, mango delight, will bowl you over. I don't usually divulge details on these sorta exclusive places to chill because I lurve to keep small pockets of secrets like these to myself, but oh what the heck. Find it if you can and then tell me what you think.

knocked out____9:10 AM

Sunday, September 4






Zouk feels like home.
'Nuff said.

knocked out____10:57 PM

Thursday, August 18

I like Sundays.
Hazy Lazy Sundays.

I like to throng Flea Markets.
The quirkier the goods the better.

I like to drink.
You name them I down them.

I like to people-watch.
Watch their clothes.

knocked out____10:14 AM

Sunday, July 17

BayBeats. One Helluva Good Thing.

The night was lovely, and the bands, well, they were swell. Set For Glory has got to be the best act, followed by Surreal.

A note for Jansen: I'm super glad I did not walk up to the guys in blue to say, "I'm a terrorist. I've got a bomb with me now and.."

Even if I shrieked, "I asked you WHERE THE LADIES' WASSS!!!" later, it won't work, and I'll be behind bars, away from the tunes faster then you can spell t-r-o-u-b-l-e. And that's just fucked up.

knocked out____12:54 PM

Saturday, June 11

LIST OF FETISHES

one. JEANS. Guys in good jeans get the girls.
two. A funky hair-do. Go Neo-Nazi/Mohawk-y.
three. A Great Sense of Style.
four. A Great Sense of Humour.
five. Play a sport.

knocked out____1:43 PM

Sunday, April 24

That's FOUR cakes now.

Calories to count: infinite.
Worth the flab though.

Smile on my face: stretched to Mars.
Unbelievable.

Inclination to take up Yoga:
O darl, you don't know how much.

Happy Birthday to ME.

To the shiny, happy people around:
Thank you. :)

knocked out____1:42 AM

Friday, April 22

Hello there.

I've got this dream. Of throwing a party at an abandoned warehouse. I'll send you an invite and you bring the grub and booze. We'd wreck the place like the crazy OC teens and it's gonna be nobody's business. I like to keep things plain and simple--that means no cleaning up after myself.

I'd call EVERYone I know. The wallflowers, the daredevils, the funky munkeys, and the other people from all walks of life that I somehow got to know along my way.

When I find that strip of land, I'll call you bastards. Promise.

knocked out____4:07 PM

Saturday, April 9



Due Credit.

A shout-out to the creator of this blogskin, thank you, whatsyernameyoulooklikekylie.

knocked out____10:01 PM



la femme.

Nihilist + Hedonist = Olivia.

Believe that we ALL live for PARTIES + PLAY.


shopping.

Diane Von Furstenburg
Vivienne Westwood
Dolce&Gabbana
Lulu Guinness
Kate Spade
Flea Whore
Andrew K.
Agnes B.
Paul&Joe
M.M.V


voir.